I heard they bite

[x_cloud]

Hey, does anyone have a hamster? Do they make good pets?I mean, I know hamsters are pets, but are they good ones? Because I'm kinda thinking I want a hamster. Or maybe a parrot.

Also, what would happen if I accidentally set fire to the suite?

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[x-cloudy.livejournal.com]

Well, golly gee. I didn't mean to be all nosy. I just noticed you hadn't been around much lately and was wondering where you'd gone, if you were alive, and if not, if I could spread out into your side of the suite. Also, It'd be nice if we knew where you went so if, say, I burnt out the toaster oven, I could let you know that the basket of clothes you left out in the front room kinda smell like overdone English muffins and ask if you wanted me to wash them for you.

But I guess that's not all that important.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

I did tell you about the trip to Amara's place. And last night... I had a bad night last night.

I can wash 'em. I left them there, after all.

How did you burn out the toaster oven anyway? Of course, that thing is older than god.

[x-cloudy.livejournal.com]

I'd forgotten about the Amara thing. Oops, sorry. :( I'll take the sparkly hearts and flowers off your door. :) I hope you feel better tonight. Are you coming home?

The toaster over, though. I put in a muffin, I pushed down the button and FWOOSH! Fire! So then there was another fwoosh as I went after it with that little fire extinguisher and now the whole mess is in the trash somewhere. I guess we ask Kyle for a new one?

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Sparkly ...? Nevermind, I don't wanna know. Yeah, I'll be back tonight.

Well, it was only a matter of time before that thing went up in a ball of fire. I swear, it was from the 70s. Go ahead and ask him about it.

[x-cloudy.livejournal.com]

Just a few sparkles, I swear. And maybe some of those glow in the dark stars, too. You'll never eve know they were there.

Anyway, I emailed Kyle so hopefully we'll get a new one soon.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

What is it with you and smiley faces in your emails?

[x-cloudy.livejournal.com]

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D